Saturday, November 3, 2012

The Dingleberry Buddy (For Gay Bears)

Also works for straight people.  This was another vid based on unfortunate reality.  Despite the fiber, I found myself chasing after a rascal that clearly didn't want to be caught, and it occurred to me how useful a toilet-side mirror would be.  I could spread 'em and see exactly where that elusive bastard was.  Also, while this didn't make it to the vid, there's nothing quite like having somebody walk in on you while you're bent over and spread out in front of a mirror, butt-cheek in one hand, wad of TP in the other.

Senator Creepy and the Slenderman Portal

Another long one.  Originally written on the way back from Arkansas.  A little after 2am, I was driving south of Montgomery, Alabama on US 231, wired on very bad (but very strong) truckstop coffee.  I had been on the road for ten hours, without A/C, and under the constant threat of truck break-downage.  I passed a brightly-lit 1950s-era motel near Brundidge and the video wrote itself:  Me, Fruity, and a few others would be trapped at a vintage motel, and hijinks would ensue.  There would even be a Beastie Boys tribute.  At the time I thought it was hysterical.  However, that which seems funny at night doesn't always seem so funny in day.  By the time the rewrites were done, only the motel remained from the original script.

Most of the backgrounds in the video (the motel rooms, the creepy catacombs, and the motel's neon sign) are computer-generated.  

Invasion Of the Pantiliners With Faces

Natural evolution from the previous video.  I have to give credit to Deb "SassyBeMe" for the mopping scene.  Evidently, a highly-useful study concluded that mopping could be pleasurable for women because of the indirect stimulus on certain anatomically-correct bits.  Or something.  I think if pantiliners really did come with faces, the sanctity of marriage would really be in a heap of hurt.

What Not To Do With A Used Minipad

Originally a video about my efforts to quit dipping, it quickly (and quite predictably) degenerated into something else.

(Don't) Shave Your Pubes For Chist

He doesn't want them, anyway.  When you wind up with more bloopers than actual video, you know you've had a good time.  This was based on an actual tattoo found on an atheist facebook page.  I laughed about it for two days straight, so the obvious solution was to make a video.  The most blasphemous thing about it was that I never thought to use the repainted abomination from Italy as "Chist."

Cowboy Jeans

You can't always wear what you want.  And cowboy jeans are notoriously unforgiving when it comes to bodily warehouse storage space.

The Elastic Waistband Mostly Comes At Night

... mostly.