The Selfish Old People's Asses--whoops, sorry, the Stop Online Piracy Act comes to town.
Background Info--the school pictured in the vid is actually the Bluegrass Baptist School, where I was in attendance from Kindergarten through the Fifth Grade. It was not for the criminally insane, nor was it for especially gifted (criminally insane) children. The "bigger chunks are better" test question was based on an actual test question I had from the 2nd Grade. Even back then I knew it didn't make a lick of sense, and for some reason that stuck with me all these years. Unfortunately (and quite unlike Fruitcakenutty), I didn't make a big stink about the relevance of such a question.