Wiping From Front To Back

Spend some time with me and Miss Robin as we discuss the finer points of feminine hygiene.  I wish I could blame reefer or prescription pills on our shared goofiness, but at night, when its just the two of us, this is what usually happens.

What I Love About I-40 In East Arkansas

Cartoon inspired by true events.  Also works for any flat, limbo-riddled, flat boring mind-numbing stretch of endless highway you've ever passed over ...

Poopie Bag Touch

First video made after leaving Arkansas.  Took me awhile to get my footing again.  I quite obviously don't have it back yet.

Giant Nutsack and the Face Eater

Actually written and recorded the summer before, but never uploaded.  For obvious reasons.

Lady Gums and the Crimson Record

Longest single video I had made to this point, and using the most special effects.  After the unexpected break-up with Smith, I dove headfirst into a new video and didn't look up for almost three weeks.  When something awful happens in my life, I made a video.  As long as I had more special effects to render, and more green-screen to shoot, I wouldn't have to deal with the horrible reality.

FU One Million Moms

Probably shouldn't have wasted my breath on these tired cows, but it was a slow news week.

The HughesNet Herpes Virus

Not sure who's worse, HughesNet or Paypal.  If only they could combine strengths ... Also, me and Smith broke up halfway through the filming of this vid.  Check out my face during the "ramen noodles boiling over comment;" that wasn't just acting.