Poopie Bag Touch

First video made after leaving Arkansas.  Took me awhile to get my footing again.  I quite obviously don't have it back yet.

Giant Nutsack and the Face Eater

Actually written and recorded the summer before, but never uploaded.  For obvious reasons.

Lady Gums and the Crimson Record

Longest single video I had made to this point, and using the most special effects.  After the unexpected break-up with Smith, I dove headfirst into a new video and didn't look up for almost three weeks.  When something awful happens in my life, I made a video.  As long as I had more special effects to render, and more green-screen to shoot, I wouldn't have to deal with the horrible reality.

FU One Million Moms

Probably shouldn't have wasted my breath on these tired cows, but it was a slow news week.

The HughesNet Herpes Virus

Not sure who's worse, HughesNet or Paypal.  If only they could combine strengths ... Also, me and Smith broke up halfway through the filming of this vid.  Check out my face during the "ramen noodles boiling over comment;" that wasn't just acting.

If the Dragons Escaped Atari Adventure

... it probably wouldn't be as fun as you think.  Had so much fun during this, and want to do more Atari-themed vids in the future.  A boyhood fantasy would be to actually insert myself into the Adventure kingdom.

Aliens Vs Senators

Some things will (sadly) always be relevant ... Another boyhood fantasy come to life.  After doing the fembots, the next greatest avatar from my childhood was the aliens.  Once I had decided to make the video, it wrote itself in a matter of hours.  I built the facehugger first, and actually had expandable breathing sacs on the sides, which would inflate and deflate by blowing into some holes on the back.  Building the full-grown alien warrior proved much easier than actually wearing the full-grown alien warrior.  The close-up alien mouth with inner striking teeth proved the most difficult to do, but it was all cardboard, spraypaint and aluminum foil.  I had started work on an egg (for to deliver the facehugger to the unfortunate senator), but three weeks had already passed, and I figured it would look just as good to have the facehugger to climb over the side of the couch anyway.