If the Dragons Escaped Atari Adventure

... it probably wouldn't be as fun as you think.  Had so much fun during this, and want to do more Atari-themed vids in the future.  A boyhood fantasy would be to actually insert myself into the Adventure kingdom.

Aliens Vs Senators

Some things will (sadly) always be relevant ... Another boyhood fantasy come to life.  After doing the fembots, the next greatest avatar from my childhood was the aliens.  Once I had decided to make the video, it wrote itself in a matter of hours.  I built the facehugger first, and actually had expandable breathing sacs on the sides, which would inflate and deflate by blowing into some holes on the back.  Building the full-grown alien warrior proved much easier than actually wearing the full-grown alien warrior.  The close-up alien mouth with inner striking teeth proved the most difficult to do, but it was all cardboard, spraypaint and aluminum foil.  I had started work on an egg (for to deliver the facehugger to the unfortunate senator), but three weeks had already passed, and I figured it would look just as good to have the facehugger to climb over the side of the couch anyway.

Paypal Is Full Of Dookie

So if you were wondering what that smell was, it wasn't just the septic tank backing up ... Sadly based on actual events, and the utter BS involved.  The original version featured an additional scene with an email sent to the BBB, which was another big waste of time.

Buttplug and the Bondage Bot

Voted best use of marital aides in a you tube video.

If Real Life Were More Like Facebook

If its so damn annoying, why can't we quit it?

Edwina the Kung Fu Boobie Bot

What started out as a simple video about short-term memory loss quickly degenerated into something far worse.  Its actually Tarantino's fault; I watched "Kill Bill" the night before writing.  Also, the Japanese captions are actual descriptions for the characters (although don't ask what).

If Escape the Room Games Were Real

What if escape-the-room games were real?  I had wanted to do this for a year or so, but wasn't sure if it would play.  Turns out I was wrong.  Fun to do, and should do another.